Title: completely random stories o.o
bass - November 27, 2004 11:30 PM (GMT)
yeah, if you have the pure genius (or insanity) to create a completely random story, this is the place to be doin it o.O
anyways, heres my first random story here, wich i'm sure will have many of you saying tihngs like '... wtf...' and 'ummm... no.' but thats just you. if i dont get the insanity out of my body it may NEVER leave!!! :waah:
once upon a time, there was a guy called... lets callim llama. so anyway, llama worked on a ship collecting and seling shellfish. one day he thought he'd caught the BIGGEST SHELLFISH EVA. but it was actualy a tiny one under a magnifying glass... so anyway, hanah (the squirrel in my avy) appeared out of nowhere and said "j00 got pwn'd n00b". it made llama cry. so then hannah smacked him upside the head. llama got angry, made a face like this: :muahaha: and threw the crab into hannahs mouth. hannah gained a few hundered pounds, and the ship sank... then todd came outta no-where and said "LMAO, WTF?" so anyway, using hannahs now humungous belly, llama and his crew tried to find a new land. they THOUGHT they found new land after a while, but as it turned out they had found new zealand. they diddnt discver this until they had been arrested and fined for throwing hannah ontop of a kiwi for protection money.
later, they were bailed out of prison by sakura, who took out a holly wreath, and smacked llama across the face with it. it stang so much, he was knocked out for two seconds... when llama woke up, all his possesions... WERE GONE. cos they were in the desert. so llama and some other guy... lets call this one armadrus. cos i said so. so anyway, armadrus and llama were riding through the desert on GIANT DONKEYS WITH ASERS AND THEY WERE DONKEYS. when they came across AN ARMADILLO!!! the armadillo challenged them to a fight, and pwn'd them. and ate the donkeys. so anyway, llama and armadrus were knocked out, and wen they woke up, they heard the tune that plays in zelda: windwaker when you get sent to jail. it was then that llama decided he would write a novel.
END OF PART ONE.
maybye.
YES.
Todd - November 27, 2004 11:33 PM (GMT)
O_o you are a wise man bass...and out of all the months i've known you...you get wiser and wiser
bass - November 27, 2004 11:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Todd @ Nov 28 2004, 09:33 AM) |
| O_o you are a wise man bass...and out of all the months i've known you...you get wiser and wiser |
toddwas, you invented the odd story thing, POST SOMETHING O_o
Todd - November 27, 2004 11:42 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (bass @ Nov 28 2004, 09:40 AM) |
| QUOTE (Todd @ Nov 28 2004, 09:33 AM) | | O_o you are a wise man bass...and out of all the months i've known you...you get wiser and wiser |
toddwas, you invented the odd story thing, POST SOMETHING O_o
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My mind is drained out of storys due to strees related things O_o but i will be back with my storys soon my lipshen
Yoko - November 27, 2004 11:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
Toof's dad: Yarg i'ma todd's dad, stop talking to allan, and Freddy and feed teh dog
Todd: *feeds teh dog* Dogs: *eats teh food* Toff's Dad:what did I tell you? Todd *pulls out knife* Todd's dad: oh snap |
MY best work *sniff sniff*
bass - November 27, 2004 11:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Yoko @ Nov 28 2004, 09:47 AM) |
| QUOTE | Toof's dad: Yarg i'ma todd's dad, stop talking to allan, and Freddy and feed teh dog
Todd: *feeds teh dog* Dogs: *eats teh food* Toff's Dad:what did I tell you? Todd *pulls out knife* Todd's dad: oh snap |
MY best work *sniff sniff*
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and possibly your worst as well o.O
Yoko - November 28, 2004 12:00 AM (GMT)
:waah: Why are you always Hatin' On Me?
Liminality - November 28, 2004 12:07 AM (GMT)
wooaahh.. random storys.. i'm definitely gonna a uber random story soon :yes: