Q. What's more dead than a corpse?

A. This board. :mellow:

Its quite impossible to be more and or less dead then anything. You are either dead or living, thats it thats all. You can be half dead where your alive but in a point where your so messed up you are in a state you feel like your dead or you feel you would be better off dead.

I have to say, that was a really funny joke. I actually laughed out loud!