Corrupt a wish!

For those who don't know, it works like this:

The first person makes a wish. The second person grants it, but finds a way to ruin it. Then they make a wish. The third person corrupts that and makes their own.. etc etc etc.

Example: 1st person: I wish I had a pony
2nd person: Granted, but it runs away. I wish I could go to the moon.
3rd person: Granted, but you have to no space shuttle or oxygen supply. I wish.. blah blah blah
So on and so forth. Ok, here we go!

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted, but its in 100 parts scatered around the world. I wish I had billions of dollars.

granted but you spend it all on toilet paper

i wish scissors werent so pointy

granted, and its so lame its not worth ruining XD

haha i wish ahqz was super active

Granted, but then you'd never stop moving, and die from exhaustion.

I wish I could kill my writer's block.

Granted, but it was supstuted with broken hands. I wish I had some more fruit loops >.>.

granted but you eat too much and die

i wish i can use the pen tool in photoshop like a pro

granted but you master it at age 99 then die.
I wish I had my own Steam account with CS,HL,DOD

Granted, but it gets hacked and you loose it.

I wish I could burn down my school with no negative reprocutions(sp?)

Granted, but then you get bored and realize that negative reprocussions are what life's all about. You die unsatisfied.

I wish I didn't get so angry.

Granted but in return you become really sad

I wish I could stop using the stupid face's like >.> and XD

Granted, but then everything you'd type would look boring.

I wish I had longer to finish my math work. @_@

Granted, But it gets wet and you have to do it all over.
>.> Not sure if that was good enough >.<
I wish i wasent dead.

Granted but your not alive either =O
I wish there were no stupid wanna be gangsters in the world

Granted, but they get replaced with telemarketers.


I wish I had a hamster.

Hmmms, granted but it gets dipped in chemical X and becomes all mutated, huge and ugleh. >.>

I wish people didn't purposely annoy me then get all pissed when I do it back to them -.-

-Emu

Granted, but instead, they'd get very sad and mopey for hours...

I wish it wasn't dark outside.

Granted, however now it's all sunshiney and extremely hot, like Twilight Zone hot [I'm referring to a specific episode].

I wish there was something to do to keep me from being bored.

Granted! You find it and you die.... Lol...

I wish I was like... Something... O.o

Granted, you're like a fish.
You suffocate and dry out in front of your computer.

I wish I did my homework more often.

granted but now all you do is homework


I wish I could make up my mind =/

Granted! You make up your mind... ^_^

I wish i was not a fish!

Granted, you're a worm.
Trapped in a coffin.
With your human body.
Yum.

I wish I was smarter.

Granted! You become so smart your head explodes!


I wish i had a gazilion posts!

granted but you got banned for excessive spamming


I wish my wish didn't get corrupted :o

Granted, but you wish for something lame and die of boredom.

I wish my school would blow up.

granted, but you get transferred to another school that is 10 times worse



I wish I knew what to do >.>

Granted, but you screw up at the last minute and everything blows up in your face.

I wish my wrist didn't hurt.

granted but your arms fall off


I wish me and a certain someone would talk more >.>

Granted but the certain someone speaks only French to you.

I wish I had some yummy popsicles.

granted but in each one there is a live spider in the middle >.>


I wish I understood french <.<

OMG EWWWW.

Granted but you stop understanding English.
(Remember, you live in the middle of Kansas).

I wish I had more time.

(yeah that just means I really didn't understand english to begin with <.<)

granted, but time and everything else in the world freezes and you are alone



I wish I had a puppy...

Granted! Your puppie runs away =(

I wish my kittyes werent so lazy!!

Granted, they're bouncing off the walls.
Literally.
And they die from crushed skulls.

I wish I could play the guitar.

granted, but you lose your fingers and can't play


I wish I could fly

Granted, but you can't come down.

I wish I could sing.

granted but you can't carry a tune (you said sing, not sing well)



I wish I could meet everyone from AHQz that I want to meet >.>

Granted, but they kill you!
Muahaha.

I wish would win the NCTE Achievment Awards in Writing this year.

granted but it's the only award you will win for the rest of your life



I wish my car could actually make it on a long distance drive