You know how to >,>

January-----------i married
Febuary-----------i stole from
March--------------i bitch slapped
April--------------- i kicked
May----------------i fucked
June---------------i kissed
July----------------i killed
August------------ i lied to
September-------i choked
October---------- i played with
November------- i watched
December--------i love


- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE B0RN 0N =]

1-------a spork
2-------my friends pants
3------- myself
4-------a football player
5-------a hobo
6------- p diddy
7-------a lawn gnome
8-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
9-------a pickle
10-------a banana
11-------a ruler
12-------an ipod
13-------my neighbor
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16------- my dog
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------a mexican
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a gangster
25-------ur mom
26-------a stranger
27-------an alien
28-------a squirrel
29-------my science teacher
30-------my true love
31-------my uncle


- C0L0R OF Y0UR SHiRT ;]

White-------Because thats how i roll bitch
Black--------Because dat bitch stole my taco
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told me to.
Blue----------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green--------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because i can
Gray---------- Because i keep it gangsta
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----Because im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
black..pink----Because i am kool like that
none-----cuz im to kool for tv
bathing suit----- cuz im so sexy and i freak like no other
camo- caz im a straight up "G"
white and pink ---- because i'm hot and wet ...eat me

I watched my true love because dat bitch stole my taco

i kissed my science teacher coz thats how i roll bitch

damn thats a disturbing thouht

I killed a goat because I hate myself.

I bitch slapped a pickle because that bitch stole my taco


...damn pickles always stealing my food...

lmao

i chocked an alien cuz thats how i roll bitch

I played with a mexican because i hate myself

lol

I bitch slapped a football player because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

sweet

I kicked a ruler Because im sexy and i do what i want. ;)

Liminality,NatoaInko and Mero-Chans are the funniests rofl >.>

I love a lawn gnome because i keep it gangsta.

I watched an ipod because I hate myself.

That's freakishly correct...

I married a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want

o.o;
strange...