I just read the most hilarious fic. that pariodies everything that is Neon Genesis Evangelion, and also pariodies typical ways people write EVA fics., it's just so hilarious, a must read!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2991254/1/

lol that was Pretty nice.. and Funny.. Twas a nice Parody fanfic.

Yeah, my favorite parts were:

“Impossible!” Ritsuko shouted from Central Dogma in a brief cut from the action to build dramatic tension and impart a needed explanation for the turn of events.

“It can’t be!” Maya yelled behind her. “Shinji-kun’s synch rate is over one thousand percent!”

“How incredibly stupid!” the doctor told her. “Anything over one hundred percent shouldn’t be mathematically possible for an operating system!”

“Yes! I know! But it adds to the drama! Just like people shouting important information!”

“I see! Thank you!”


and

"I feel my clinical and lifelong depression lifting!” Shinji exclaimed. “And my libido has returned. In force!"

and

“Hooray,” Gendo choked out, tears streaming down his face. “We’re a family again.” He turned to his son, still clutching his two loves to his chest. “Shinji, your mother’s knee to my manhood has shown me the folly of my evil ways. Can you ever forgive me for dumping you at your uncle's shack, forcing you to fight against giant monsters, manipulating you and your closest friends, being involved with the slaughter of half the human race, being responsible for damning the other half, cheating on your mother twice, instilling fear and paranoia throughout the city and the world, stunting both yours and Rei’s emotional growth, charging five dollars for a cup of coffee at headquarters, ruining my teacher’s reputation, selling naked pictures of the Children on the internet to fund my insane experiments, and otherwise being a total bastard?”

“Sure,” Shinji said.

And they all lived happily ever after. Until Kaworu popped up and made Shinji question his sexuality. But since a disgusting majority of writers and readers are homophobic and narrow minded, he eventually wound up with Asuka. Or Rei. Whatever.



God, that's good.

Lmao... they Were All good...

I like the First one.. ^_^

Even the part where the devil yelled out in pain because he was covered with jesus juice by Saddam Huessian?

(Dude.. . .that rhymed.. . .heh)

What..... :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :???: :???: :???: :lalala: :lalala: :.....: :lol': :???:

Nothing

:grahr: :penguin: :grahr: :penguin: :.....: :.....: :good: :lol': :lol: :lalala: :sigh: :rofl: :aargh: :penguin: :grahr: :grahr: :penguin: :grahr: :penguin: :grahr: :penguin:

You got any othere good Evangelion Fanfics???

At the moment no. If I find any others. I'll put em up.

You better get right on that.. im way to Lazy ^_^