Post as many stupid plot twists you can think up:

#1:
Zelda: You have saved hyrule and have given hope to the world. Link, your name shall be echoed through time.

Link: Oh, I'm not link.

Zelda: 0_o ?

Link: (unzipsfull body mask) Im Tingle. And this isnt A Pepsi. Its a Pepsi Twist (unzips can) .

Zelda: Then how did you defeat Ganondorf?

Tingle: Im not quite sure, but i did stay at a holiday inn express last night.

#2:
Link is battling Ganon and finally weakens him enough to lock him away*

Zelda: Now, Link! We must summon the Sage of Water to lock Ganon away!

*Link takes his Ocarina out and plays the Serenade of Water. A ray of blue light appears and the water sage appears behind a rock*

Zelda: Mighty Sage of Water, are you ready to lock Ganon away forever!?

Water Sage: IIIIIIII'M REEEAAADDDYYY!!!! *Spongebob walks out from behind the rock and walks towards Ganon*

Spongebob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready ready ready ready!!

Link: O_O

#3:
Link runs up to stab Ganon.
Gets his head, and pulls out the sword.
As he walks over to Zelda, he trips and lands on his own sword, killing himself.

These are funny. Did you make them up?

The one with the t.v. commericals I read on the internet, the spongebob one and one where he dies I made up.

Those are some odd jokes!