Getting my temps this Friday, can't wait! Do any of you have temps or an actual liscense?
Aslo, just for the sake of it, here are some stupid quotes from the Motorist's Handbookin my Drivers Ed. class. *things in asteriks are thoughts*
Quote 1: It is very dangerous to drive if your brakes are not working properly *really?*
Quote 2: If the steering is not working properly, it is difficult to control the direction of the vechile. *I did not know that*
Quote 3: Your chance of escape will be better if you are conscious. *but I always walk out of my car if I happen to pass out in an accident*
Quote 4: When a vechile is struck from the side, it will move. . . sideways. *I thought the car would fly in the air and sing yankie doodle dandy*
Quote 5: Both hands should be on the steering wheel *wow. . . this book is so informative*
Quote 6: To be a good driver, you must know what is happening around your vechile * I always thought eating a burger, talking on the phone, lifting a dumbell, and singing the national athem was safe when driving a car*
Quote 7: It is harder to see at night *This book obviously knows everything there is to know about everything, it even knows that you can move your car when the light is green. . . amazing*
lol my book isn't that bad wow who made it??? thats so retarded yet obvious.
Hey you wouldn't believe the stupity in driving.... I have seen some crazy things in my driving exp.
| QUOTE |
Officer: "Why didn't you see the big 18 wheeler in front of you ma'am?"
Lady: "I was putting on my eyeliner." |
| QUOTE |
Officer: "Tell me again why you hit the trashcan?"
Man: "I was looking down at my cell phone." |
| QUOTE |
Officer: "How.. did you... nvm, tell me again how you ended up like this?"
Lady: "Well one min I was looking at the room, then the next I felt something at my feet so I took my feet off the petals." |
| QUOTE |
Officer: "How did you flip your car?"
Lady: "IT WAS THE BEE!!!!! I SWEAR IT WAS THE BEES FAULT!!!" |
Just some of the things I came up with.
| QUOTE (Miyu @ May 4 2006, 02:27 AM) |
Hey you wouldn't believe the stupity in driving.... I have seen some crazy things in my driving exp.
| QUOTE |
Officer: "Why didn't you see the big 18 wheeler in front of you ma'am?"
Lady: "I was putting on my eyeliner." |
| QUOTE |
Officer: "Tell me again why you hit the trashcan?"
Man: "I was looking down at my cell phone." |
| QUOTE |
Officer: "How.. did you... nvm, tell me again how you ended up like this?"
Lady: "Well one min I was looking at the room, then the next I felt something at my feet so I took my feet off the petals." |
| QUOTE |
Officer: "How did you flip your car?"
Lady: "IT WAS THE BEE!!!!! I SWEAR IT WAS THE BEES FAULT!!!" |
Just some of the things I came up with.
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say those and the cop will think your fibbing lol