I will tell some funny or stoopid jokes....I got one

In the bathroom, what type of toys do Beavis and Butthead play with..? :haha:

*glares*
What?

They play with TOYLETS *lol*.....


What did the farmer say when the bull crapped on him? :OO: :eh?:

THIS IS BULL SHIT

?

Good..you stole the words out my own mouth

JOKE: What did the ninja say when he saw his friend at the store..? :haha:

you cant see me

???

na whats is it?

He Said HIYA! ....I don't even know if you thought that one was corny....

JOKE: What was the boy's nickname that lied a lot/ >.<

No clue.. ummm LAZY

no clue

?

A Lion...or a Lion Bitch! It's Hard to make these jokes...

JOKE: Eazy-E was having sex with woman like crazy, what's aother good name for him?! :eh?:

No effing clue hit me

Crazy-E...(corny)

My jokes get cornier by the sec..

JOKE: What would the cow say when she jumps overthe moon? :lalala:

???????

MMOOONNNN!!!

JOKE: Spike Speigel looks at this gigantic tit, and what would he call his own anime by accident? XP (wtf)

No idea

Cowboy Beboop....*horrible*..

JOKE: Doritos and Naruto...if you fuse those words together..it may sound like... ^^' XD

what?

Daruto..^_^...(not cool)

JOKE: What do ppl say to bitches that complian? :sigh: :wtf: :^^: :donk: :gay:

STFU AND MAKE ME DINNER

Uhh..no..

STOP YOUR BITCHING BITCH!

JOKE: I ask this man how old are you and guess what he says... >.< :aargh:

what?

I'm Old...No dammit how old are you....I'm older than you! :aargh:


JOKE: What did the man say when he saw his wife having sex with the other man? :.....:

THIS IS ENOUGH OF THIS!
Is some shread of sophistication to much to ask?

???? what?

WHO ARE YOU FUCKING WiTH??!!

Next joke is easy

JOKE: This donkey is dumb...that donkey's a... :rofl:

dumb ass XD

Right....


JOKE: What if someone kills someone....what would God say to them...? :lol':

"Thanks"

Lmao.

OKAY enough, I'm asking some, and they aren't going to be these jokes either. You're going to have to THINK to answer these. Pay attention. These are more RIDDLES, than they are jokes.

Joke #1:

Joke #2:

Joke #3:

Riddles, not jokes, but still, answer.

Joke one Trash?

Joke two Chu-chu

Joke Three Third.. There probobly dead

note this are guesses so dont be all like "NO IDIOT YOUR WRONG NOOB"

I agree with Jarrid answer for the second riddle...not sure about that one...and the third joke may be...den?

The answer for my joke is...: DAMN YOU!


EASY JOKE: The donkey is smart, but he talks shit.....what's a good name for him..? ^^' >.<

Lol, the first one:
What gets thrown into the new empty bag? My hopes and dreams of finding a real job :P

The second one, read closely:
Marie's father has five daughters:

Cha-cha
Che-che
Chi-chi
Cho-cho

What's the name of the fifth daughter?

We already know four of the five. Cha-cha, che-che-, Chi-chi, and Cho-cho. There's only one more. And it's not Chu-chu. Read the first sentence:
"Marie's father has five daughters" Marie is the fifth daughter! XD

And yea, the door with the lions, since after not eating for three years, they're dead.

Woow this are sick wiseman-k-sensei

more more please

So I guess most think his is better than mine Jarrid?

^^' I have no jokes today.... ^^'

Lol alright guys :P

Question #1
if you turn left, left, right, right, left, right, left, and right again how far away are you from where you started?

Question #2
What word in the english language is always pronounced incorrectly?

Question #3
A man has 19 sheep. A hurricane comes and all but 8 die. How many sheep are left?

Question #4
How would this be said correctly?

The yolk of the egg is white.
The yolk of the egg are white

EDIT: Let it be known that I'm not making these up; they're coming from the vgmusic.com forums lmao

i think that is pretty obvious :lol': :.....: XP

Question 1 - Same place duh

Question 2 - NO CLUE

Question 3 - 19

Question 4 - This


Ok I got them all wrong time to explain

Actually you got the first one right; just cause you turn doesn't mean you have to walk anywhere when you do it :P

The others though, are different.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly is always spelled i-n-c-o-r-r-e-c-t-l-y, so incorrectly is always spelled "incorrectly" XD

A man has 19 sheep. A hurricane comes and all but 8 die. How many are left? 8. I told you already, ALL BUT 8 DIED. Lol, funny :P

And:
How would this be said correctly?

The yolk of the egg is white.
The yolk of the egg are white

The answer is neither way; egg yolks are yellow XD

The egg yolks are white.
Thats my guess.