Post some good and funny blond jokes here to give us a laugh. Here is one to start you off:

A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting
in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor.
During an experiment, a brunette sat in the chair and the professor
asked her to tell about herself.
She began, "I think you are the best teacher I've ever had."
The chair immediately dumped her on the floor.
After the brunette left in a snit, a blond sat in the chair. The
professor asked him to tell something of his life.
He began, "I think -"
The next thing he knew, he was sitting in the floor.

A blonde was driving in a car and was swurving all over the place. A police man seen this and went to go see what was up. As he approached her car he asked her why she was swurving all over the road. She said a tree was following her in her mirror and couldn't make it stop following her. the police man looked up and said. ma'am thats an air freshener...

haha

OK A BLOND WALKS INTO A PAWN SHOP AND ASKS TO BUY A TV THE GUY SAYS NO .SO SHE PUTS ON A WIG AND COMES IN THE NEXED DAY AND SKED IF SHE CAN BUY THE TV AND AGAIN THE GUY REPLYS NO. SO THE NEXED DAY SHE COMES IN DRESSED UP AS A BLACK GUY AND ASKS IF SHE CAN BUY THE TV AGANI AND THE GUY SAYS NO AGAIN SO THE GIRL TAKES OF THE SUIT AND ASKES WHY WONT SHE SELL IT TO HER THE MAN REPLYS THAT IS NOT A TV IT IS A MICROW WAVE. :haha:

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! you'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

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There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.



There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the first class section, but her ticket says that she should be in the coach section. A flight attendant realizes the blonde's mistake and asks her politely to move. The blonde won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

The flight attendant goes and tells all of the other flight attendants. They all try to persuade the blonde to move, but she won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

The flight attendants go and tell the pilot about the obnoxious blonde. They tell him the only thing that she says. He puts the plane on auto-pilot and whispers something in the blonde's ear.

Immediately, she gets up and moves to her normal seat. Then the pilot goes back to fly the plane. The flight attendants are all very curious about how the pilot made the blonde move so quickly.

They ask him and he says, "Oh, it was easy. All I had to do was tell her that the first class section wasn't going to New York!"

whahahaha thats a good one ^^

lol nice :D

Lol, i've got a few off a website: how do u kill a blonde...... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?? A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond? - The legs of an iron are hard to open.

there was a blond driving down a road and spotted at the sign that is on a tree next to a mantion that said $100,000. she called the number and said "i want this item and i will send the money as soon as i get home. three weeks later she got a packege in the mail that had keys so she caled the guy and asked "what are the keys for" the guy said " they are for the mantion. the blond said "Wow, i thought that i was buying the tree.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Here is a blonde joke. Why couldn't the blonde go 70mph in her car?



Answor: she blew a rod.

how do you keep a blonde busy all day?

How? You give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.

this is just too funny... I'm cracking up over here keep it coming! lol

Hahah.. Those are funny. I'd tell some, but I'm too lazy. :x