Post ur fave FG quotes

Louis: Oh Peter, isnt this romantic

Peter: Quarter past five

Chris: I dont wanna go back to that one horse town

Horse: What who are you talking to i dunno who are you talking to........ Shhh whats that.... The Wind

Something like that

Stewie: What the duce?!?

Stewie: I'd love to stay and chat but your a total bitch.

"I have a plan so good, it's retarded!" -Peter


(Guy walks up to Peter and kicks him in the nuts.)
Peter screams.
Lois: Oh, my god! What are you doing?
(Peter is still screaming.)
Lois: What's wrong with you?
Peter: What the hell, man?
Guy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Peter: What the hell do...? Yes! What the hell's your problem?
Guy (laughs): My friend, my friend...
Peter: Ow! Ow! What?!
Guy (pointing at camera): You've been kicked in the nuts!
Peter: No way!
Guy (laughs): You're gonna be on TV.
Peter (shaking guy's hand): Oh, sweet!
Lois: Oh wow!
Peter: Oh, my god!
Lois: We love that show!
Peter (waving at camera): Oh, that is awesome! Hey, hi.
Guy: You're on it!

Umm ok.. I got 1

*Peter and Qaugmire in a mansion drinking wine*
P:Hmm it seems ive made another 3 million dollars
Q:Hmm, yes. Good thing we swore off women forever.
P:Yes indeed.
Im going to go microvawe a bagel and have sex with it.
Q:Butters in the fridge!

Also

Stewie:Now i know how this house would be if there were some more manners.

Change of scene

Stewie weraing monoglass thing and tux:Were all so very mannered

Peter wearing same: Why it seems ive spontaneously combusted.
*Burts into flames*

Chris wearing tux: Hmm indeed.

Peter:Well ive grown tired of living anyway.

Chris:oh good then.

Peter: Indeed.

Meg: I cant belive he's over me

some guys dad: I cant believe im out 30 000$

Peter: I cant beleive its not butter

and

Meg: i ant beleiev he went back to the bitch

Lois: I cant beleive i touched him

Peter: i still cant beleive its not butter

Stewie - Damn You Vile Women, You've Impeded My Work Ever Since The Day i Escaped your Wretched Womb.

Peter (Doin Obi Wan) - You Can't Win Lois, For If You Strike Me Down I Shall Become More Powerfull Then You Can Possibly Imagine.

Bryan - Hmm, So Thats What Peters Penis Looks Like

Stewie: My weather machine is almost finished!!
what do you think about that broccoli
*broccoli 'stares'at him*
Stewie: STOP MOCKING ME !!

Stweie: whats is this unbarely pain in my mouth
Louis: ahh stewie you teething
Stewie: okay i order you to kill me at once!!!!!!

Stewie: What the devil is going on?!?!

Stewie: Put me down you stupid bitch!

Stewie: Hey fat man!

Stewie: Yes, yes, well I suppose so...

I think I know some...

*music playing*

*Peter falls on ground*

Peter: Owww...sssss..owwww...sss..owww...(and so on)



Brian: There's a dead fat guy under the bed....



Chris: Are we there yet?
Lois: No
Chris: Are we there yet?
Lois: No
Chris: Are we there yet?
Lois: Yes..
Chris: Liar!



Man I watch Family Guy..but I just can't remember those quotes..I do...but...


Stewie: *grunts*I haven't eaten for 3 dayd and..there's so much doodie in diaper....*falls*


Peter: shh...look...look..at that deer..

*deer runs away*

All: Aww...

That's the best I can do... >.< ^^' :cool:

Some guy: Now I don't mean to go on a rant here, but Beowulf is about as complex as Cindey Niner in Pustimisum. I mean when the comoplastic rectimulism is involved...*i forgot the rest, but it's something with really weird words...and very long*
Peter: What the hell does rant mean?

Peter: I'm sorry about all the bad things I said earlier , and about how I said all Southerners have bad teeth and suffer from the gum disease known as *different voice that's louder* Gingivitis

Little 9 year old girl: My daughter would absoulty love you

Chris: Yeah, that sweat was in my back, like the hizzle, but I laid it down. This girl was in my back, but I learned from my peeps that she was all about the bling-bling *something like that*
Peter: *thinking of something to say* Well, the important thing is you tried

Salemens: Now you can take the boat, or you can take the mystery box.
Lois: What are you kidding we'll take the boat
Peter: Now-now- hold on a minute Lois, a boats a boat, a mystery box could be anything. . . it could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted once of those
Lois: Then let's just-
Peter: We'll take the box
*minutes later in car*
Peter: Come on, Lois, you're acting like that was the first time I've ever done something stupid. Remember that time we were offered that boat.
A boats a boat, a mystery box could be anything. . . it could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted once of those
Lois: Peter that just happened 10 minutes ago

Lois: It's geat they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
Peter: Esoteric?
(Zoom in to the guys in Peter's brain)
Guy1: Could it mean sexy?
Guy2: I think it's a science term.
Guy3: Fellas, fellas! Esoteric means delicious!
(back to the real world)
Peter: Lois, "Who's the Boss" is not a food.
Brian: Swing and a miss.

Peter: *picks up newspaper* The New Yorker, I'll bet Mr. Putersmit reads this... I would be more apithetic if I weren't so lethargic...*stares at newspaper for several days* Oh, I get it. Thats cute. Yeah, I'll get a copy of Jugs...

Peter: yeah, the bible is very important in this family.

peters dad: really, whats your favorite book?

Peter: the one where jesus swallows a lego and the man in the big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.

"Ouch. My pride." -Peter?