I had to...this certain part was in my head >.<;

Chapter 1: those Who Challenge the Sun


Me: Oh my GAW! Here I am, behind the friggin scenes of FMA! uh! look, theres rose! putting on MAKE-UP! Uh! Lets go! *walks towards rose*

Rose: ....who are you?

Me: *to camera* LIKE SHE DOESN'T KNOW ME! HAH!

Rose: .....Because i don't...

Me: Rose, what happened to your red eyes?

Rose: *scoff* Helloo! Ever heard od "contacs"?! *puts red eyes on*

Me: ...O_o

Rose: I gotta go for my scene with Ed...*walks away*

Me: .... Jeez, what a annoying one! Lets go see what they're doing! *walks on set of the stage*

Arakawa Hiromu: And...Epsode one, those who Challenge the Sun! Take 5!

Me: Hmm....

Ed: *chimera bites arm* Whats the matter you poor bastard!? Can't get a good taste?!

Cornello: Wait, how did you--unless...your limbs! They're FAKE!

Ed: Brilliant diduction! *beats up chimera*

Rose: *shoked*

ed: Don't look away Rose!

Rose: *murmmers* Heh heh, oh I'm not trying to look away....*blushes*

Ed: THIS is what happens when you cross the line! THIS is what happens when you try and bring someone back from the dead! *rips shrit off* Is THIS what you want?!

Me and Rose: ..... ...Yes....*drool*

Ed: .... *rolls eyes* UGH! CUT AGAIN!

Me: Whoops...I wasn't supposed to be here was I...? *goes on the bach set where Ed walks to*

Ed: I can't work like this! Where's my trailer?!

Guy: Your trailer is only viewable online...sir....

Ed: ....You're kidding me...?

Guy; ...no sir...

Ed; O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes* THIS STINKS!

*Trisha comes out*

Trisha: Now Ed, don't act like this...you're---

Ed: GET OUTTA MY FACE! You're not even my REAL mom! *walks away*

Me: *follows Ed* Ed! Hello, Ed!

Ed: WHAT?! *takes off removable metal arm*

Me: *gasp* Your arm....your automail...

Ed: Yeah, what? this? Its called artistic plastic! look it up sometime!

Me: ...Anyway, ed...how is it being the main character on the show--

Winry: *practicing lines while walking around* Ed! You broke your automail again! *scoff* No! Hmm...Ed! YOU broke YOUR automail...AGAIN! *scoff* Still not right! *points to Ed* ED! YOU BROKE YOUR AUTOMAIL AGAIN! I got it!

Me: .....Win...ry....?

Ed: Shutup "Winry"! You know damn well my names not REALLY ed! And that its Bran...Bran Shcaffer....

Me: O_O Are you serious....!?

Ed: Yeah....why?

Me: SWEEEEEEEEEET INFO!! We'll be back again with "FMA Behind the Scenes!"



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